Monday, April 15, 2024

J K

How about Jokes that begin with letter K?  Here goes!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Adorable.
Adorable who?

A-door-a-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

knock, knock.

Who there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a place I can spend the night?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?

Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!


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